April 2012
“but then you’d be playing video games about Filipino girls from other...”
– I don’t know what goes through her head sometimes
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kingdweeb replied to your post: kingdweeb replied to your post: [[MORE]]holy…
I had seen the phrase before but I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS SAID IN-GAME
YEAH, SAME??!
LIKE ROSE AND I HAVE BEEN MOCKING THIS ONE GIRL SHE FOLLOWS WHO CHANGED HER URL TO “TURIANHUMANBABY” AND JUST I’VE BEEN LAUGHING BECAUSE OF HOW BAD THAT IS BUT
IT WAS ACTUALLY SAID IN THE FUCKING GAME
WHY
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kingdweeb replied to your post: [[MORE]]holy fucking shit I’m just dying because…
pfffffffffffffffffffff
DUDE YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY
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[[MORE]]holy fucking shit I’m just dying because garrus actually said “turian-human baby” and it’s just fucking
so fucking ridiculous I just
can’t stop laughing
why game why
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servbot42 replied to your post: NO WONDER THE ALLIANCE IS LOSING EARTH
ruin anything and I’ll shit all over you
dude that’s not even a spoiler
I’m just walking around and there are makos and like
how can they even win with those things?
NO WONDER THE ALLIANCE IS LOSING EARTH
THEY ARE USING MAKOS
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pachydermous:
help i just found a prostitute girl flashing her vag at some prissy asshole dude really cute
what is wrong with me
“Why are Asian people so ridiculously lonely?”
– Rose I think that could be racist
holy shit rose is actually yelling at the dog because he won’t stop licking her leg
it’s really funny
the thing that I really liked about that episode
frostedbread:
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
frostedbread:
was the lack of Elise
DON’T GET ME WRONG I LIKE ELISE A LOT
but for once Chris wasn’t like ‘oh no i can’t do the episode today dan, i have a prior commitment with elise’
it’s just nice that that didn’t happen this time
wow same?
I thought it was really funny that chris was just like, “oh yeah, Elise is in the marathon”
like they...
assbrahamlincolon:
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos replied to your post:wow uh NONE OF YOU TOLD ME THAT LADY WITH GIGANTIC…
I SAID THAT
well then I must have missed it because I was distracted by her boobs
her boobs shmoo
they’re so
they’re so
big
#and falling out of her dress #how can she fight with her boobs falling out of her dress #is that like #a tactic she uses? #fights people and then...
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pachydermous:
WOW WHEN TYRION “CONFESSES” THAT HE KILLED WHATS HIS FACE
AND INSTEAD HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT JERKIN IT
MY LOVE GROWS BY THE SECOND
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pachydermous:
hahaha the way Angry Lil Banished Prince stomped out of that tent when he couldnt steal the dragon eggs
really
REALLY good
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pachydermous:
ive never been this excited to see someone eat a horse heart
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the thing that I really liked about that episode
frostedbread:
was the lack of Elise
DON’T GET ME WRONG I LIKE ELISE A LOT
but for once Chris wasn’t like ‘oh no i can’t do the episode today dan, i have a prior commitment with elise’
it’s just nice that that didn’t happen this time
wow same?
I thought it was really funny that chris was just like, “oh yeah, Elise is in the marathon”
like they have separate lives sometimes...
robotverve:
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
what if there really was a gun that fired thresher maws
should have used that against the reaper on rannoch instead of an orbital strike
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SATISFYING AND LESS AGGRAVATING
what if there really was a gun that fired thresher maws
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kingdweeb replied to your post: okay I think it’s time to finish ME3 and be…
if you need comforting please remember to be vague
I’ll try
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okay I think it’s time to
finish ME3 and be disappointed
instead of not doing that
and just
see what happens…
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mass effect update
assbrahamlincolon:
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:
assbrahamlincolon:
so I went dicking around on the citadel for a while, did some sidequests, met this creepy stalker guy who wanted his autograph and said HEY WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOME TIME LATER but then I couldn’t FIND HIM AGAIN AND I WAS HEARTBROKEN
Since I couldn’t find him I took my spaceship and went looking for this one scientist lady who I...
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“I just wanted to tell you that I’ve always loved… Pirates. Please...”
– CHRIS…
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kingdweeb replied to your post: kingdweeb replied to your post: I’ve been thinking…
WHAT REALLY
HEY THAT’S WHAT I READ. I’M NOT SURE BUT YOU SHOULD PLAY MORE AND SEE???
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“How do people become henchmen? Like are you born into it or can you apply?”
– Oh Chris
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
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kingdweeb replied to your post: I’ve been thinking that if you could’ve as…
I wish this was like Harvest Moon so I could like, just encourage the two of them to be together
I think that they actually get together if you don’t romance either of them? At least that’s what I read
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I’ve been thinking that
if you could’ve as femshep romance tali as well as everyone else you had a chance to romance
would I have picked her over garrus
and I don’t know.
I really don’t know…
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my mom really hates will ferrel
like really really really hates will ferrel
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pachydermous:
>ABOUT 15 SECONDS OF STRAIGHT UP DICK SUCKIN NOISES
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pachydermous:
ok now its >homoerotic armpit hair shaving
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pachydermous:
>homoerotic chest hair shaving
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pachydermous:
i love Short Man but his family suck ass
also lady stark rules? i love her
wow same
I’d kiss lady stark no lie
Billy MC: Oh that was my mother on the phone there.
Diabeetus: Awwwwwwwww
Billy MC: She was out doing a little bit of Christmas shopping.
Slowbeef: Oh wow, hey!
Billy MC: She was asking me if I - if I wanted anything from McDonald's
Both: (Howling laughter)
Slowbeef: McDonald's as a Christmas gift!
Both: (More laughter)
Diabeetus: Christmas shopping for her child at McDonald's!
Slowbeef: Oh-ho my God!
Diabeetus: That's so fitting
Slowbeef: You did good in Mario, Billy, have some chicken nuggets.
Diabeetus: I heard they had Mario happy meals. Just tell me which one you want, son.
Slowbeef: Billy, look, Santa - Santa thought you were good, he got you extra straws!
Diabeetus: He actually wrapped the hamburger for you this time, Billy.
Slowbeef: I only -
Diabeetus: The patties are there.
Slowbeef: I only took two bites of it on the car ride home!
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frostedbread replied to your post: Guess who gets to drive home their drunk mom? …
what’s up with that
there was a function today for the women’s club of my local parish and so I had to volunteer and mom stayed after we went home and got drunk with some old ladies and so my uncle picked me up so I could drive her and her car home and also get dinner.
really fun
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assbrahamlincolon replied to your post: amanda complain about your husbandos getting beat…
that’s okay mine took a car bomb to the self ;_;
Shhh, shhh. C’mere let me hug you
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kingdweeb replied to your post: amanda complain about your husbandos getting beat…
what side
ouch ow wow ouch
hurtin’ my heart there, bates.
March 2012
Guess who gets to drive home their drunk mom?
That’s me
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assbrahamlincolon replied to your post: Liara T, Two Mommies and Me
yeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I made that post for you, because I knew you’d appreciate it
amanda complain about your husbandos getting beat up all you want
mine took a rocket to the face, okay?
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pachydermous:
meanwhile my jon snow/fat dude ship is sailing by at the speed of light
they keep saying “winter hasnt come for 10 years” is winter codeword for a war or is it like actual winter
cause its pretty fucking snowy
it’s actual winter
like, the north is always kind of cold, but apparently it gets worse when there’s winter?
and like, the south is really sunny and shit...
