December 2011
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*quietly bookmarks* →
fatherfurnessi: bizarrejelly5: john is being creepy: the post John loses my respect: The redux Kinda on the creepy side, bro
Dec 1st
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endless-sorcerer replied to your post: I really don’t feel much attraction for anyone,… McHale-sexual oh joel-kun, uguu
Dec 1st
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I'm so used to Mamanda's icon being a dog wearing...
The sad thing is that I know better, but still want her to actually be a dog
Dec 1st
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I really don’t feel much attraction for anyone, but Joel McHale is pretty hot.  Just saying
Dec 1st
WatchWatch
touchforsunrise: my eyes become large
Dec 1st
Steamworks: bizarrejelly5:... →
bizarrejelly5: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: “if I get dungeons and dragons, who will play it with me? (the board game, not the roleplaying game)” … I’m confused. Is there a like, Monopoly or Sorry version of D&D that is nothing like a table top rpg? I’m assuming that since the Dungeons… so it’s just premade characters? 
Dec 1st
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lauretheloner replied to your post: “if I get dungeons and dragons, who will play it… There’s a board game for everything so yeah Also Advance Dungeons & Dragons is the rpg I think the original was a dice game laure the original D&D was an rpg, I’m pretty sure and it used dice, yeah, but that’s how you rolled for attacks, when and how you move, stats, etc. 
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fatherfurnessi replied to your post: “if I get dungeons and dragons, who will play it… Maybe they meant the online version. People from Florida tend to be stupid. No, they said “board” implying a board to play games on. There is a set you can buy at comic book shops that come with a board for you to use (we have/had one, dad preferred giant pieces of graph paper) but...
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“if I get dungeons and dragons, who will play it with me? (the board game, not the roleplaying game)” … I’m confused. Is there a like, Monopoly or Sorry version of D&D that is nothing like a table top rpg?
Dec 1st
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Rose brought up “FourKidz Boku no Pico”  the sound that uttered from my mouth was a monstrous no
Dec 1st
My sister might be a little bit retarded
melonopoly: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: Apparently a few months ago, she took all of her blankets and a pillow, put them in the bathtub and slept there all because the sprinklers were bugging her? I don’t get sisters wait rose seriously did that hahhaha HOLY SHIT Apparently, I don’t believe her, but she swears on it
Dec 1st
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My sister might be a little bit retarded
Apparently a few months ago, she took all of her blankets and a pillow, put them in the bathtub and slept there all because the sprinklers were bugging her? I don’t get sisters
Dec 1st
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I have a $25 Target gift card
I can TOTALLY buy some ponies or at least one
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November 2011
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I can't help but read every iceguyrules post in...
The main reason I’m laughing is because of that
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im-very-hongrey replied to your post: pachydermous replied to your post: Is John Roberts… Ginsberg is the oldest and god does it show ah, sweet baby ruth.  She looks kind of like a grandmother crow
Nov 30th
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pachydermous replied to your post: Is John Roberts the chief justice? yeah which is weird cause he looks like someones dad he looks like super young YES.  Also, wow, yeah, he does. I’ve never seen most of the justices since I just listen to the radio so wow, yeah. He definitely is looks younger than most of them.
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Is John Roberts the chief justice?
Because I put that on my test I hope I was right
Nov 30th
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im-very-hongrey replied to your post: Shmoo are you ever going to go see washington dc Well will you go next year I will definitely try. I might just spend thanksgiving touring DC since that might be easier than going home
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djsjfkdhjfdhfsdh-deactivated201 asked: Shmoo are you ever going to go see washington dc
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woah hey woah hey woaaaaah
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Wait the conclusion of my Foreward is missing
lauretheloner: Also Shmoo went to the eye doctor’s office and said “Yes I want those glasses. The huge ones that will take up my whole face cause I wanna be a hipster. I’ll keep telling Laure that I chose them cause I like them, but Laure wasn’t born yesterday. She knows what shenanigans I’m up to.” So Pachy wins as better sister. there are no shenanigans, I actually just like these glasses....
Nov 30th
My Essay on Pachy vs Shmoo
lauretheloner: My Essay on Sayu Vs Shmoo, with a Foreward on Shmoo Vs Pachy Foreward: From the dawn of time elder sisters have had it tough, not only were their parents inexperienced with the dealing of them so many mistakes have been made, but they are always the ones to receive all the blame, because the younger sister can do no wrong. Shmoo L. Halvstat and Pachydemrous (sp fuck you people...
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#1 Reason I love Joel McHale:
engelen: He’s a man that looks like this: But who chooses to look like this instead:
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Brb
endless-sorcerer: lauretheloner: endless-sorcerer: lauretheloner: I’m literally writing an essay on who is more Kawaii. Melon or Resetti. no no no that’s not the essay part reread the ask; the essay is on the symbolism in the Two Houses of Bro-Op But I don’t know pachy that well. She is Melon’s sister buys underwear and watches SVU. I can’t draw symbolism outta that. So you’re...
Nov 30th
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god I feel really awkward picking sentences from this essay because while it’s a good essay, it’s on date rape and that’s not really a subject you can pick apart easily and gosh
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assbrahamlincolon replied to your post: This your blog you have a right to be yourself, so don’t tell lies on here and hide the truth. I’ll accept you for who you are, because I to know that there is no reason to be tolerant of assbraham ever OH MY GOD LAURE STOP BEING A BITCH I DIDN’T *CHOOSE* TO NOT BE A NA’VI OKAY!!! you two can totally use me as a way to start fights that’s totally...
Nov 30th
HOW CAN YOU IDENTIFY AS A CAR
robotverve: doctorscience: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: octopus-parade: bizarrejelly5: THERE’S NO DEBATING THERE I MEAN ANIMAL SENTIENCE IS ONE THING AND PRETTY DEBATABLE BUT CARS AREN’T THEY DON’T FEEL ANYTHING because they are made of plastic metal and rubber and are manufactured in factories and don’t have souls or brains or nerve endings or much of anything of the sort i...
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HOW CAN YOU IDENTIFY AS A CAR
doctorscience: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: octopus-parade: bizarrejelly5: THERE’S NO DEBATING THERE I MEAN ANIMAL SENTIENCE IS ONE THING AND PRETTY DEBATABLE BUT CARS AREN’T THEY DON’T FEEL ANYTHING because they are made of plastic metal and rubber and are manufactured in factories and don’t have souls or brains or nerve endings or much of anything of the sort i identify as a family...
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HOW CAN YOU IDENTIFY AS A CAR
octopus-parade: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: octopus-parade: bizarrejelly5: THERE’S NO DEBATING THERE I MEAN ANIMAL SENTIENCE IS ONE THING AND PRETTY DEBATABLE BUT CARS AREN’T THEY DON’T FEEL ANYTHING because they are made of plastic metal and rubber and are manufactured in factories and don’t have souls or brains or nerve endings or much of anything of the sort i identify as a family...
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HOW CAN YOU IDENTIFY AS A CAR
octopus-parade: bizarrejelly5: THERE’S NO DEBATING THERE I MEAN ANIMAL SENTIENCE IS ONE THING AND PRETTY DEBATABLE BUT CARS AREN’T THEY DON’T FEEL ANYTHING because they are made of plastic metal and rubber and are manufactured in factories and don’t have souls or brains or nerve endings or much of anything of the sort i identify as a family sedan and i find this deeply offensive you...
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bizarrejelly5: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: The phrase “phantom tires” and the like sort of alludes to a whole “phantom limb” situation where a person who has lost a body part swears that they can still feel the body part.  But having “phantom tires” is really laughable because no human would actually know what having tires feels like, and to someone who has felt the whole phantom limb thing...
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I have a thing of 12 cards I can use for Christmas...
So if anyone wants a christmas card from me, I guess let me know, and I’ll ask for addresses and shit later I may be a bit choosey since cards are expensive and I only got 12 of these
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