[[MORE]]honestly all the jobs I’m seeing online look really suffocating imo
petco online application too dumb to function so sorry petco
assbraham is the sweetest person oh my god
I’m going to apply for a job at petco because maybe I’ll get to be around animals more than people
whoop whoop [[MORE]]Instead of being upset with myself about being on academic suspension, having to go to community college for a semester, and reapply to stetson in the spring, I’m mad about everything else. I’m mad that I have to live at home, that I won’t have my own life and will have to do stupid bullshit, I won’t be able to do things on my own since, again, I live at...
I have trouble understanding why people keep going for more and more realistic people in video games for a list of reasons, but I do support this advanced technology being used in animating dogs and my only question is why hasn’t this been done sooner
How many people want to kill Bateman? Lots.
pachydermous: “klavier gavin your keys where found in this dead guy’s hand, this makes you a prime suspect in this murder investigation, how do you respond” “*air guitar* hahaha naaaaaah”
What I’ve learned: amanda would be pro scifi if there was as much incest as GoT
Do they sell lil Sebastian merchandise or is NBC too dumb to realize this amazing marketing opportunity
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
Jean-Ralphio and Tom are like Mordecai and Rigby but more assholish
mmtthhddss: Community College Tips: Don’t talk to anybody Don’t make eye contact Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song Transfer The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self...
pachydermous: ive been sleepless for weeks because i NEED to know what Former Full House Star Candace Cameron Bure thinks about kanye’s new album being titled “Yeezus”
imperialdalek: ponderism: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at...
big-band: shoutout to the radio station playing “just another manic monday” on tuesday
servbot42: I am really excited for the Wii U’s future, however. Maybe now that the Xbox One has been poorly recieved, third parties will go back to Nintendo, and great games will come out, and a girl will like me and I’ll get a cool car and then I wake up
I really enjoy long drives and it’s a shame I can’t do that normally
[[MORE]]I personally think the inspector spacetime thing in community got really worn out and annoying, especially since the joke got played out by the fans and detracted from abed’s general love for all tv that wasn’t really a singular focus on any one show which I liked
I wish I had a whole can of whipped cream. I could really go for nothing but that right now
emperordweeb replied to your post: not even dogs can make me want to play CoD and… what if samoyed dlc except my dog isn’t a samoyed, he’s an american eskimo, get your head in the game bateman (besides I would not want simulated doge going into battle and dying)
assbrahamlincolon replied to your post: i can’t tell who anyone on steam is except for… craigular joe is me well I know THAT c’mon, what do you take me for, a scrub?
not even dogs can make me want to play CoD and dogs are usually a big selling point in everything
drunklebunny replied to your post: i can’t tell who anyone on steam is except for… You actually go on steam now? *shock* I’m on steam often! I just don’t talk to people on it unless it’s xentaros making a joke
i can’t tell who anyone on steam is except for like, three people
Calling the new Xbox xbox one is going to be really confusing for people referencing the first Xbox and people too young to remember an Xbox before the 360. A whole new naming system for Xboxes is going to have to step up
If I seem insensitive to what you’re going through, Captain, understand...– Spock’s sick burnz
It’s raining, I’m cold, and I’m grumpy
big-band replied to your post: big-band replied to your post: big-band replied to… why don’t we move those people to death valley, it’s way hotter and its perfect for death because there are no residential communities and condos in it yet
big-band replied to your post: big-band replied to your post: big-band replied to… Arizona is where people go to burn themselves alive, what old guy moves to 100 degree height Old people are known for loving places of uncomfortable heat. Arizona actually at one point (and still might, I’m not up to date on this) had a higher 65 and over population than Florida.