grandson: granddad what were jokes like when you were my age
me: well, something like this
me: why did the hipster white girl drink her pumpkin spice latte too soon and burn the roof of her mouth?
me: because she drank it before it was cool
grandson:
grandson: granddad, that
grandson: that sounds boring as hell

johnhalloweens:

The ShiningΒ | 1981, Dir. Stanley Kubrick

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seriousjones:

I LIKE YOU TOO, NEW CHARLIE

seriousjones:

I LIKE YOU TOO, NEW CHARLIE

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weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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bewbin:

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

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kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

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WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ‘΅πŸ‘΅πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’¦πŸ’§πŸ’₯πŸ‘€πŸ‘„πŸ‘… #relatable #popularpage #magcon

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Children's Cartoon Character: *Breathes*
Tumblr: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME THIS IS A KIDS SHOW