70% Abuse and 30% Ramen

why don’t we move those people to death valley, it’s way hotter and its perfect for death

because there are no residential communities and condos in it yet

Arizona is where people go to burn themselves alive, what old guy moves to 100 degree height

Old people are known for loving places of uncomfortable heat. Arizona actually at one point (and still might, I’m not up to date on this) had a higher 65 and over population than Florida. 

i thought all of florida was where old people went to die

no, you’re thinking of Arizona. 

i don’t think anything in south florida actually exists between orlando and miami

WOW, that hurts. Both Fort Lauderdale and Boca Raton are known by people outside the state. One for having beach fun and also a somewhat lively gay community, and the other for where old people go to die. 

I ordered a dress for Rose’s graduation which yesterday was in Orlando and today in Miami. I live between Orlando and Miami, so it’s really confusing that instead of stopping in between Orlando and Miami, my package was sent to Miami. There has to be a processing center in South Florida between Orlando and Miami, right?

big-band:

by the time apollo justice takes place all the Police songs are 50 years old

YOU CANT TAKE LIVEBLOGGING FROM ME!! ITS ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO

IF YOU KEEP LIVEBLOGGING, I’LL BECOME A SHEEP AND PLAY THE GAME AGAIN LIKE THE PACK-MENTALITY ANIMAL I AM, THOUGH